The Teach and Leach Tribute to Tim Tebow
For the past few weeks, the Hounds have had our football fantasies fulfilled by Tim Tebow performing Mile-High Miracles for our home town team, Denver Broncos. We are not alone; it seems the entire country is celebrating Tebow-Mania!
Being the shameless publicity hounds that we are, we have come up with our own tribute to Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow Tribute Top 101. The secret energy ingredient in Gatorade is a drop of Tim Tebow sweat
2. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas
3. The Most Interesting Man in the World, wore a Tim Tebow Disguise on Halloween.
4. If the President, the Pope, and Tim Tebow went to dinner, everyone in the restaurant would be asking who are those 2 strangers with Tim Tebow.
5. On the 7th day, God rested so he can watch Tim Tebow play football.
6. Tim Tebow plays football in Denver, a mile high above sea level, so God can have a better view.
7. The US Mint in Denver is changing the dollar slogan to read "In God and Tim Tebow, We Trust".
8. When Tim Tebow scrambles, the Defense parts like the Red Sea because they know he is destined to score a touchdown.
9. Charlie Sheen describes Tim Tebow with just one word... WINNING!
10. Tim Tebow can't stay in the pocket, can't pass accurately, all he does is WIN THE GAME..Damn Right!.
